Resumezing

Well, I'm in full job search mode--always a humbling experience, as you try and condense all the work you've done over the years into bullet points. Imagine putting other aspects of your life into bullet points:

• Good friend, saved Jeffy from drowning that one time
• Efficient parallel parker--saved friends plenty on meters
• Bought flowers on seven occasions in sixteen-month period

Now that I'm looking for work, it opens up a lot of possibilities--stay in Maine? Move to bigger city? Move somewhere I've never lived? Move to warm climate (but with the tradeoff being that giant spiders live in warm climates)?--but the biggest problem is that I bought a condo earlier this year. Ack, the one flaw!

There's not enough tequila in the world . . .