- Good friend, saved Jeffy from drowning that one time
- Efficient parallel parker--saved friends plenty on meters
- Bought flowers on seven occasions in sixteen-month period
Now that I'm looking for work, it opens up a lot of possibilities--stay in Maine? Move to bigger city? Move somewhere I've never lived? Move to warm climate (but with the tradeoff being that giant spiders live in warm climates)?--but the biggest problem is that I bought a condo earlier this year. Ack, the one flaw!
There's not enough tequila in the world . . .