Well, it's official--Rick Santorum has acknowledged what everyone else in the world has known for months and finally aborted his presidential campaign before it could come to term.
Ah, Rick, we hardly knew ye! Where else will we go for the:
1) Long self-righteous lectures about the sanctity of human life, juxtaposed with calls for the annihilation of a country with 80 million people?
2) Harrangues against homosexuals, because if there's one problem facing the country right now, it's the constant specter of same-sex marriages?
3) Complete misreading of a speech on religious tolerance by the country's most famous Catholic politician?
4) Photos of you bowling that make me hope that no one ever gets a photo of me bowling, ever?
5) A guy who can somehow take the "Christian" mantle in the GOP race, while leaving out anything to do with tolerance, humility, or kindness towards one's fellow man?
We'll definitely miss this crazy guy, and hope to see more of his follies in four more years.
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