Friday, May 8, 2009

Coyote Ugly 2

Well, it looks like a sequel to Coyote Ugly is on its way! For those of you who don't remember the original, it was a brilliant epic drama of a young girl's attempt to break into the world of showbusiness and going through the indignities of dancing on a bar along the way. We got a chance to see Tyra Banks try out her acting chops, and sad to say she wasn't even outmatched by the "acting" displayed by her co-stars. You could see John "Please Just Give Me My Paycheck" Goodman do a cameo, and Maria "Hot Cougar" Bello had a part as the crusty bar owner who wasn't above using sex appeal to sell watered down drinks in a rat-hole. Words can hardly describe the piece of garbage this film was.

And yet, though the Onion writes the article as spoof, who would be surprised if a sequel was in the making? Hollywood hasn't had an original idea in years. It's as though there's a restraining order out, keeping original ideas at least 1000 feet away from any studio. Everything today is a remake, a reboot, a sequel, prequel, based on a novel, based on a TV show, or pointless biopic. But don't blame Hollywood, we're the ones who fill the seats to subsidize this crap.

Anyway, this just means one thing--our Road House 3 sequel is more sure than ever to sell.

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