As most of you know, I bleed Georgetown gray (and yes I do need to see a doctor about that) and last night's rout by Ohio really ground my gears. Ohio? Really, people? States named after rivers should always suck at basketball. (See, Delaware, Connecticut, Mississippi, Missouri). Georgetown on the other hand was named after a British king. I don't have to draw you a map, people!
I did watch the game with my friend Don Niccolo (who was also a raging cauldron of fury over the shameful loss) and had a chance to see the new addition to his fambly. His three week old son was a cute tot, about the size of a football and full of bodily emissions that proved that the little dude also was upset about the basketball game. Get used to disappointment, kid--the Hoyas haven't won a championship since Reagan's first term!
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